Alright, before we get into this, I would like to state on the record that ‘Avatar’ is actually a must-watch movie. And I mean that in the sincerest, least Vigil Idioty sense possible. If you haven’t seen this movie on the big screen, you’ve missed out on something really special.

Having said that, while the movie does offer a ginormously awesome visual spectacle, the story isn’t exactly what you’d call 300-million dollars worthy. And, yes, that statement has been sugar-coated to levels I thought were beyond me.