First things first, the good things about director Homi Adajania’s ‘Cocktail’ – it’s a film with pretty people in pretty locations and, as such, it’s not an aesthetically torturous film to look at. Then again, this is a film where Saif Ali Khan plays a cool and charming software engineer (*eye roll*) who gets all the ladies, including BOTH Deepika Padukone and Diana Penty! Of course, that’s not the only place where the writers forgot to keep it real.