‘Joker’ stars Akshay Kumar as NASA scientist Agastya, and Sonakshi Sinha as his live-in girlfriend Diva. The good thing about director Shirish Kunder’s movie is that it’s only 110 minutes long. The bad thing is that those are 110 minutes of my life that I’m never getting back. I mean, seriously. Did you read the part about Akshay Kumar playing a NASA scientist?