What originality this film is, man! We have Shah Rukh Khan playing a romantic lead by the name of Samar Anand. There’s Katrina Kaif playing an accented Hindi speaking NRI who goes by Meera Thapar. And Anushka Sharma plays Akira Rai who is – are you ready for it? – a perky, yet feisty, girl from Delhi! Shocker, I know. But hey, actors get typecast all the time! As long as their roles are written well, right? Well, I wonder where all the costume money they saved on not giving pants to any of the women went… Because it sure as hell didn’t go to the script department!