‘Kambakkht Ishq’ is a film that stars Akshay Kumar, Kareena Kapoor, Aftab Shivdasani, and Amrita Arora. All good so far. It is also a film that stars Sylvester Stallone, Denise Richards, Holly Valance, and Brandon Routh as themselves. Now I don’t know what more I can say about how outlandish this movie really is than that, so let’s just get on with it, shall we?