It took me exactly three-and-a-half days to get through watching a pirated download of this three-and-a-half hour epic romantic comedy, starring Harman Baweja and 12 Priyanka Chopras. Make no mistake, I don’t mean “epic” like ‘Lagaan’ or ‘Lawrence of Fuckin’ Arabia’ epic here. “Epic” here relates to the < 33% variety, as in – FAIL!